FARKING mood!!

sorry for the lack of updates

but hey not many ppl will read so yah who cares

LOL!

been bz wif life. lack of sleep and so on

still finished up some stuff b4 start class

been going here n there. bla3

so on

owh ya plus my laptop in ER

pity that stuff. poor damage

the screen turns green,red n suddenly yellow

wut a colourfool

thank i got MR HADI (he's my life saver,an IT specialist actually)

hope he can get my laptop backs to normal

am using my dads laptop

so it can't b wif me al de time

so sad

makes me have no mood to update

hope to get my laptop done a.s.a.p

so i can catch up wif my blog soon

but not now

TAKE CARE PPL ;)

dis entry specially dedicated to ALONG SABRINA =D

cerita ini berlaku pada petang tadi..............

along send me this photo

purposely to make me jealous

but i reply this...........

long, in de pics u look faatttttt......

wen kat ikano...tak jeles pooonnn =p

hahaaaa hari ni berjaya mghabiskan 2200 cash

shopping baju, beg, kasut

caye tak??

ayah suh shopping

hadiah buat master

gila wen nak mghbskan

jadi bongok pulak

utk memudahkan kerja,amek yg regenya besar terus =D

dgn statement diatas, akhirnya along yang jeles.....YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!! nak jeleskan org kaaaannn!!!!hambeeekkkk....along yg jeles balik..... wakakakakakakakkakakkakakakkakakakakakakakakaka (gelak jahat yang paling jahat sekali)

to along : puasnyeee hati kenekan u balik...alahhh byklah pulak nak mengemas brg2 baru ni =p

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long lupe nak bgtau,b4 p ikano,p ikea dulu den p OU pulak...wakakakakakakakkaa

it's honey~mooooonn

boringnyeeee duduk rumah =(

4 those yg still x tau, i've resign last month

kononnye nak honeymoon 1 mth before start class

lemme roll down my identical routine as a housewife-wif-no-husband =p

1. 6.30am wake up 4 subuh prayer den get a spring room cleaning
2. grab something 4 stomach warming =p (koko krunch wif milk~purrfect!!)
3. it's toon time...................................till dusk~hahaaaaa (612-616~all time fav!!!)
4. house makeover session (setiap hari rumahku bertukar wajah =D)
5. cook lunch (i hate wheneva my mom said "no western today!!! blaja masak lauk~am expert in western but extremely bad in masakan melayu yg perlu menumis dan menggoreng (main reason wen sgt takut minyak lagi2 nak kene goreng ikan atau ayam) )
6. spick and span the kitchen
7. basuh baju, sidai baju, lipat baju (for ironing,wait till my maid come n do it~me malas nak menggosok =p)
8. internet surfing~blogging,friendster,e-mail,maybank2u,online game and news
9. calling2 n texting2 tan hong ming =p
10. makan n makan n makan n seterusnya makan tanpa henti
11. midnite................tidooooooooo

apparently my honeymoon not sooo honeylaaa~lil bit sour n salty =p

Beware I'm Contagious!!

DATE : June 12, 2008
TIME : 1.08pm
VENUE : Primavera Alamanda,Putrajaya

Me : Hi.....i (incomplete words......)
Him : Haaa u =) sandals tu tak muat eh....ur dad suke tak?
Me : (erk, he rmmber me?? mmm sngla keje aku takyah nak explain lbh2 =) ) my dad suke tapi 1 size smallerlah...heheee u amek 9 laa..
Him : Ok...u tunggu kejap eh =)
Me : Okeh (aparaaa, sengih2...cepuk muke tu kang :-x)

(1 minute)

Him : Sorry 2 keep u waiting..ni, 9 k =)
Me : (smbil check2) Ok =D hope dis one suits my dad =)
Him : Takpelaa tak suit, dtg sini lagi (tsengih2 lagi)
Me : Erk (muke kompius) eheh, yelah (mls nak layan). So ok eh..tanx (nak cpt2 blah)
Him : Eh u, erm ni my biz card.In case u nak dtg lagi ke just gimme a call dulu ok =D
Me : Owh ok..ooo Rizal..ok den tanx (smile n cpt2 nak blah 4 a 2nd time)
Him : U........

(agaaaaaaiiiinnnnnn..........)

Me : Wut!!!!! (tp maintain senyum in fact deep inside rase cam nak slam je muke die ngn kotak kasut tu....nasib baik hensem,sejuk sikit...wakakkaaa)
Him : Ur name? Eheh, if u don't mindlaa (sengiiiiihhhh cm tooootttt lagi)
Me : *sigh* Wen!! Ok, next time if i dtg lagi,kt jmpe k...(rimas dah nih)
Him : Wen je? Pendeklah name u, i heard det day ur mom called u Juana..
Me : (adoooiiilaaaaaa....aku pon tak hingat nih bile ibu panggil aku full name tu) Errr, u keep ur ears on us??
Him : Taklaa...kan i tgh lyn u pilih sandals ur dad time tu....
Me : (betol jugak hek...cmnelaa aku nak escape nih..apelah mamat ni nak =( ) ooowh ya....Eheee i lupelaaa....oklah rizal, i nak balik dah ni...next time i dtg baliklah k..i pon mcm suke sandals yg kat sane tu..(pointing at the sandals rack in purpose to escape a.s.a.p)
Him : Nape tanak tgk skarang? Erm yg purple tu eh? i noticed u mcm suke purple eh...since det day u pkai purple, bwk beg purple......
Me : (tolooooonggg,tau tadi ajak ibu dtg sini!!!!) a'ah suke sangat...tapi next timela i tgk...im in hurry ni...ade hal jap lagi...i pegi dulu k =D
Him : Ok2....free call me eh..or maybe u can just text me or missed call me..i can call u back =D
Me : Ahhaaa..................(nak no tpon aku la tu..tactic lame..i won't do!!!) insyaALLAH....ok den,c u next time =) (blah kuar from there)
Him : Ok, am waiting 4 ur call =D
Me : Bruuurrrrr (waving at him n blah......!!!!!!)

Pissed off betollaaaa......muke hensem (seriously his my type) tapi merimaskanlaa...hmm sape nak no tpon die??? GUARANTEED 100% satisfaction..hahahaaaa hey he seems like a nice guy though ~seriously!!! it's just me tanak men kayu doblas blakang mr tan hong ming...cukuplaa men kayu seblas...hahahhaaaa

~i noe if tan hong ming read dis entry, he wont believe i didnt call det guy..hahhaaa sayang,cukupla scandal yang ade...tak larat dah nak tambah lagi =p~

wordless wednesday - MY LITTLE CLEPTO MANIAC GIRL -

aj wen cut & patch

2nd bunch of questions by ALONG...

5 hadiah yang saya mahu dan kenapa nak 5 hadiah tersebut

- new gadgets sbb dr kecik dah ayah dok codok ngn gadgets, da beso asek nak yg baru je la
- semi-D at The Peak Cheras yang berharga RM800 000++ (ade sesape yg bermurah hati nak bagi??) sbb cantik tahap dewa + dkt ngn umah my parents..hahhahaa esok gado2 manje ngn hubby,takyah suh die hntar balik kg,merangkak pon bleh smpai =p
- more and more TOYS sbb itulah dunia aj wen kenobi =p
- a company yg didaftarkan atas nama JUANA BINTI AB JALIL sbb it's my dream to have my own company
- cash RM10 MILLION so det i can give each 1 of my fly RM2MILLION and frm det money, hadiah2 yg diatas, wen boleh beli sendiri...smpai berjanggut pon takkan ade org yg akn sponsor =p

Sape tag saya?
along sabrina

5 impressi mengenai beliau
- sengal
- lembek sehingga jln pon terhoyong-hayang
- sgt kurus mcm jerangkong idup
- she's having split identity..wakakakakaa
- she's my along =)

Perkara paling memberkas dia pernah lakukan
jadahnye die nak do sumting till bberkas kat aku....geli jek!! hahahaaa no lah.she do wut other "along" did...she's my along...........=)

Most loved invention.
3 quater pants by aj wen cut & patch

What I despise so
terlebih duit untuk dibelanjakan...aduh bingong jadinya...last2nye, beli toys..hahhahaa

5 orang yg kena tag
sape2 la =)

human with elevated IQ

hadoiiila....dis is the 2nd time along tagged me...all 2gede 3 but i think am gonna do 2 jela...long, next time neva choose me to tag ya...wen mls nak menjawab =p

these Q needs me to answer 7 but i will only answer 5 due to idleness brain~

7 random facts about me:
- a human with elevated IQ
- great performer with sense of humour
- mingle positively with every level of ppl
- will only spend rm10 even have rm1000 in my purse. my sayang calls me MISS FUSSY (is it worth to buy things that u doesnt like but in purpose to show off,u grabbed it??? stoooopid)
- daddy's girl

7 things that scares me:
- ALLAH
- mati tak cukup bertaubat ~nauzubillah~
- "him" (lagi2 kalau die masuk meminang,mamPOS aku teceret teros)
- obstruct pulse for more than 5 seconds
- jellyfish

7 random music:
- sing along song
- endless love -my very own piano version-
- oldies
- melody from great pianist
- delilah by my dad

7 things i say the most:
- a'ah
- jadahnye
- ya ALLAH
- ya riiite
- menede

7 things i treasure most:
- i am into myself so me will b de 1st treasurer of myself
- my fly
- mr tan hong ming
- miss gadis
- aj wen's property

7 ‘first time’ things i ever did:
- gt my 21st pendant from my ibu n all the setan2 'first time' begins =p
- sneak out with mr x till dawn
- say YES to a proposal ~wah =D~
- working 2007
- the worst 2006- hari ini saya,juana membuat pengakuan bahawasanya saya pernah bekerjasama dgn housemate saya memancitkan tayar kete lecturer saya sewaktu di uniten dulu- hahhaahaa wut a mmry =D

7 people to do this:
- nobody but if anyone interested to do, u're welcome