Hello people :) I was about to post this entry three days ago but since there are some technical error occurred within the internet connection at D’Puncak Suasana, I’m not able to surf the net for around 3 days. (nak pergi cc, maha malas so tunggu je la connection jadi ok :))
Here are the facts people SHOULD KNOW about TRUE JOHOREAN!! Am a Johorean and I’m positively says all the facts are wholly TRUE!! (it was a forwarded email, I just paste it and give some comment on each of every fact) Enjoy reading people!!
10 + 1 Things You Should Know About A True Johorean
(FOR THOSE YG AKN BERKAHWIN DENGAN JOHOREAN TU........BLAJAR2 LAH YEEE =D)
1. They end 9 out of 10 sentences with Ekkk...Ekk ialah trademark orang Johor.Digunakan dihujung SETIAP ayat menggantikan tanda soal (question mark) i.e: Ni awak punyer ekk?
= eheh, not only substitution for question mark, it's also use to complete the sentence =D
2. They refer to Johor Bahru as Johor and not JB. Kalau orang di negeri Johor sebut Johor,it means Johor Bahru (JB), the city not the state. Normally used by mereka yang tinggal di luar bandar Johor Bahru seperti di Masai-chusettes for instance i.e: Beb, gua nak turun Johor laa. Lu nak ikut gua tak? So, if you ARE already in Johor, tak kira di daerah mana - if the locals kata nak pergi Johor, it means nak ke Johor Bahru. Jangan pulak buat lawak berkata, " Eh, lu kan dah adakat Johor?" Or worse, jangan memandai nak tambah ekk with that question.
= Farah lepas ni jgn buat pelik whenever i said kat "Johor" eh =p
3. They pronounce Muar as MUOR. (kena juih bibir sikit) In fact you pronounce everything that ends with "AR" as "OR". i.e: Aku kena pakai seluor besor untuk main bola kat Muor besok. (Aku kena pakai seluar besar nak main bola di Muar besok). Lapo (lapar), penampor (penampar), ulor (ular), pagor (pagar), bandor (bandar) n etc.
= see Farah, agree kan wheneva i mention the "noooooo" word =p
4. They are brash with a CRAZY sense of humour. Honestly, I haven't met Johorean yang serious or square to act. Or cannot take a joke. Even pendiam atau pemalu, their sense of humour boleh tahan gak. Almost all of them yang aku jumpa dan kenal lah, are either loyar buruk or bigor. Baik di kampung mahu di bandar.The sense of humour is unique that I find sometimes orang luar (non-Johorean) agak takut with the brashness of budak-budak Johor.(diorang gile ckit) hehe..observe your johorean frenz..=)
= fact yang ni SUPER betul!!!!!! =D kitorang tak menla dgn those yang sikit2 merajok =p
5. Diorang ada ENDUT(aweqz)**. Kalau tak pernah berendut, sure pernah ada endut or busuk-busuk pun teringin nak ada endut, kire mcm couple le. i.e ayat: Haa...kau dah ada endut ek?Kau pergi berendut kat mana? Orang berendut dia pun nak berendut.
= sumtimes GELI heard this word. Normally orang2 tua dulu yang use this (endut) word =p
6. Diorang Makan Gula Tarik, Sagun, Gula Candy, Otak-Otak, Bobotok...Dah lama aku tak tengok atau makan gula tarik,sagun or candy. Ada lagi ke bebenda ni kat Johor? Gula tarik ader lagi kat Stesen bas Larkin..
= serious foods stated di atas ni semua LAZAT-LAZAT belaka!!!
7. Pernah (or berangan nak) jadi Mat Rock! Aku rasa sebab kedudukan Johor dekat dengan Singapore, sebab itulah pengaruh Barat di Malaysia masuk melalui Johor dulu. Itu teori akulah. Lagipun, Johor memang ada pertalian kuat dgn British. But kalau ikutkan sejarah Johor,Sultan yang mula-mula kawin dengan Mat Salleh pun Sultan Johor (Almarhum). So, tak heranlah kalau kumpulan Rock kat Malaysia ini semua ada susur galur dari Johor: Ramli Sarip, Amy Search, Zainal Abidin Headwind, Nash Lefthanded, Mael XPDC, Syam Kamikaze, Def Gab C,Bandi Amuk, Bittersweet, Sweet Charity etc. Boleh pakai keteori aku ni? Jangan aku kena pancung dengan Sultan,dah ler. Ampun Tuanku =p
= that's why most Johorean use GUA,WA and LU (alternate I and U) in conversation =D (but for those yang berbudi bahasa will use KITE and AWAK)
8. Kenduri Kawin Ada acara baling duit yang time tu, all mak-mak kite akan panggil kite suh rebut $$$$$ sekali. bestt woooo...and ada Telur Pindang. Telur pindang ialah telur ayam yang direbus dgn segala macam rempah dan dedaun untuk m'dptkan that special taste. Lepas rebus, telur akan berwarna cokelat. Both kulit dan isi. NICE! Normally it's for special occasion, like wedding day.
= SERIOUS SUPER SERONOK time kenduri-kendara ni =D
9. Tidur atas LECA** (LE+CE) (rhyme with letak and baca, the non-baku way). Baju simpan dalam GEROBOK **or gobok, or robok (tapi 'r' bunyi mcm huruf 'ghen' dalam huruf jawi). Ambik GEBOR tu..(maknenye selimut)
= normally, other (non-Johorean) will first notice Johorean from these words.
10. They never watch RTM sebab semua cerita dah tengok kat Channel Singapore! For information, Johor bleh terima siaran from S’pore, Indonesia n Brunei!! Kalo dok johor, xde astro pun xpe...=D
= lagi hebat dari ASTRO okeh =D
11. ONE MORE ADDED BY ME : Johorean tak ckp base baku so every words yang belakangnye "A" akan jadi "E" i.e: kite suke makan gule-gule. OR kenape awak kate muke kite mcm org tue.
= u can easily notice it people =D
So, kepada sesape yang berpacaran sama Johorean or maybe u have an intention to get closer with any Johorean, please at least get some knowledge from perkara2 di atas =D
ape2 pon JOHOR RAWKS!!!!!!!!
