I’m reading a storybook from my favorite author Sheila O’Flanagan (two thumbs up for her writings) title “If he’s the one…How Will I Know?” and I came across this part which had made me laugh but then nod my heads knowingly.
The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN? Men are like a fine wine. They all starts out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
Your comment people?? (Preferably FEMALE : p)
8 comments:
after the reading, wat do u think? have u made the right decision or otherwise????
emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BIG question mark lagi nih...hahhaaa =p LOVE U boolat =)
ahahahaaaa.i tot THM tak baca nih.
malang nya..kalau kata perempuan nih complicated..which is true.
along rasa lelaki nih lagi complicated.sbb dia suka la simpan semua dlm kepala
heheee THM bace semua...takut mr rizal potong line..wakakakakaka yerp u're sooo TRUE along!! they like to simpan everything n diam tak pasal2..GERAM kan??!!
i tot THM don't mind..ahahhaaaa
tau takpe.nnti tetiba da diam dia ble meletup je.kita pon tatau apsal.simpan la lagi.padan la perut boncet.sume simpan kat kepala turun kat perot *eh ada kena mengena ke??*
memula don't mindla jugak..lame2 rase like "eh mr rizal ni dah lebeyh..." hahahhahahahahahaha
ahaa betulnyee along cakap :D dari mind turun ke perut menjadikan kebonchetan yang luar biasa bagi mereka yang belum berkahwin... wakakakakkakaaa =D
WOwowww my name was mentioned!!bro, no worry.gua takkan potong line lu bro. she's way too good for u! but, yeah BUT if lu nak gua potong line, with open arms bro....hahahaa kidding2
:girl, u ni cubela jadi gf yg baik!!jgn goda i terus =D
hellloooooo!!!! i ke yg goda u wahai penggoda =p i am a GOOD gf, kan sayang kan :p (dis sayang refers to Tan Hong Ming!!)
:rizal, u ni mcm chipsmore^^
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